Really? Are you sure? Like...you're absolutely sure? Me? If you insist...
Chances are, you've already seen what I specialize in via my repository. If not, I tend to focus on the following topics/settings:
Fantasy
Sci-Fi
Slice-of-life realism
Yandere, possessive, and obsessive characters
Overly smug characters
Subversion of expectations/Trickery
High-tension or stressful situations
Comedy (overt, dry, or dark)
Perhaps more importantly, I will not do the following:
Generic, boring things. Scripts need to be interesting! Give me something to work with
Explicitly Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Joyfriend focused work, Dommy Mommy/Daddy material, or writing the phrase "Good Boy"/"Good Girl" ever
Gore, gratuitous violence, or subjects about addiction, systemic violence, or abuse
Religious material
Generally illegal things...Don't make me have to specify this
Dedicatedly NSFW scripts
I've been listening to audios for over ten years, writing for over six, and editing for over five. That is to say: I like to think I know what I'm doing at making a coherent, unique script. Lime-flavored scripts go against the grain, offering some sort of different perspective on subjects, spinning classic situations in a new light, or try to cover ground that hasn't yet been tread yet. If run-of-the-mill is what you want, this is not the right space for you.
Scripts written may be used for purposes both private and public. Commissioned scripts must still adhere to applicable rules: Please overtly mention me (Sabre-Tooth Lime Scripts; u/thesabretoothlime) by name, place a link to my website, and do not have music playing during the read of the script itself. I'd love to hear the end results—a shared file is always appreciated.
Standard scripts are available at a rate of $1 USD per 100 words, for the first 2000 words. After reaching 2000 words, additional words afterwards are charged at a rate of $2 USD per 100 words. If you are interested in a part two or otherwise a multiple-part series, please discuss further with me about pricing and navigation. NSFW extensions to scripts may be considered, at $4 per 100 words.
After a commission has been accepted and the commissioner has been notified, a one month window will open in which to complete the script. Most likely, it will be delivered sooner, but there is no promise that written works can be delivered before twenty-eight days.
Unlike other writers and artists, I do not maintain dedicated "slots". There is simply a series of rolling clocks and submissions. Please do not commission more than two (different) scripts at a time from me, out of fairness for my poor hands and to others that may also be attempting to commission me.
Scripts will be released on private pages on this website. Their links will be incomprehensible, which would make it impossible for random users to guess. Pages on this website are not indexed with search engines either, so they cannot be simply "Googled". If you would like to take an alternative approach for delivery, please mention so in the contact form.
Payment will primarily be processed through PayPal. The specific contact information will be provided in private once applicable. If PayPal is not available in your country/region, please let me know, and an alternative will be provided. Scripts will not be provided until payment is provided. Please do not be that person about this part.
After a script is provided to the commissioner, they will be permitted two free major re-writes/revisions for large changes to be made to the script before it is completed. Further re-writes may require more extensive discussion. Minor ones can be made any time with no cost or worry.
For security reasons, this form concludes with a question not written on the actual form. The security question is: What is your favorite fruit?
Are you Google avoidant? I don't blame you. If you'd like to reach out in a different way about commissions, you may email me directly to stlscripts (at) proton (dot) me. Please provide the same information requested above.